Posted 1 week ago

semi-attractive:

when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understandimage

Posted 1 week ago

ginchycomics:

When called, they each came for different reasons.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

princcehans:

It never has.

I’m gonna reblog this every day until you start understanding.

(Source: proteinandtreadmills)

Posted 2 weeks ago

la-petite-squelette:

when you are under the word count for an essay

(Source: silenthill)

Posted 2 weeks ago

kourtnian:

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

Praise the lord

Posted 2 weeks ago

drhanniballecter:

Fun April Fool’s prank:

Frame your best friend for your multiple murders.

image

Posted 2 weeks ago

smalllindsay:

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

I am QUITTING animation forever because I will never make anything as hilarious and cute as this. 

Posted 2 weeks ago

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

Posted 2 weeks ago

addictedtopunsandpizza:

mr-egbutt:

larvitarse:

anxieties:

daddyfuckedme:

3D printed out candy 

excuse me

it has begun

soon we’ll be able to illegally download food

I would absolutely download a pizza you stop these lies this instant

(Source: daddyfuckedme)

Posted 2 weeks ago

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi)

Posted 2 weeks ago
bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

(Source: gloomyteens)

Posted 2 weeks ago

shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

jackjackington:

Frankly I fail to see any downsides to this choice